i’ve always wanted to have my own blog, mostly when i’m alone at 3am and can’t sleep. i almost had one on blogger but i couldn’t log in and i gave up on it pretty quickly when i forgot my password the day after i made it. wordpress looks nice though, except it took me a while to figure out the html button things. at this point i’m realising how techno-dumb i seem. (i never used the word ‘techno hyphen something’ it makes me feel like a middle-aged man who read it in a newspaper when the internet started getting big, in other words i feel old and sexually fustrated)
i’ll probably learn more about computers and the internet when i’m forced by society, like the pressure to get a facebook. i don’t have one and i hope that shit dies down soon cause it seems like hard work to keep up with people poking you and stuff. it’s messes with my head that people add everyone they have ever known and have to internet-talk to them when most of them you wouldn’t want to bump into in real life unless a poke leads to flesh grabbing and them giving you a cake means you don’t have to pay the bill. and all this has nothing to do with me learning to use the internet except that stuff that’s not in real life makes me feel cheated and lonely.
i don’t know if anyone from this site even comes from the southern hemisphere, specifically sydney. i was born and raised in inner sydney and have an australian accent, sometimes i think about leaving sydney and having people tell me i sound like the crocodile hunter and then worrying that i look like his daughter who resembles an alien. if you’re from sydney you should contact me and we can talk about this in further detail.
if you think bindi irwin looks funny you can contact me too, cause i think calling her an alien isn’t right until a majority of people are in aggreance that she will furthermore be known as alien spawn.
